buckles-182:

I CANT DRAW A FUCKING LINE

(Source: unamusedsloth, via motherfucking-la-sa-ga-na)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via castielsleftbuttock)

aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

(Source: clvbpenguin, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

lanashiftdelrey:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

perform the following ritualimage

(via moistbottom)

listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via wonkybum)

(Source: buckysbarnes, via loveholic198)

butteredtopcorn:

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

soaked-fallen-angel

butteredtopcorn:

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

soaked-fallen-angel

dulect:


watcha got there

dulect:

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watcha got there

(Source: awwww-cute, via motherfucking-la-sa-ga-na)

elsa-anyone:

shouldnt:

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

human puppy

The baby’s face. “What sorcery is this?!?”

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via forgotthepie)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via motherfucking-la-sa-ga-na)

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

(Source: mariannesfaithfull, via wholockian-from-middle-earth)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.