shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aidn, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

(via moistbottom)

slaytanica:

acomas:

gillyandersons:

No more excuses. No more silence. No more violence. No more.

this seriously needs more notes i cant even

Yes it does.. A LOT MORE. 

(Source: gillyandersons, via castielangelofthetrenchcoats)

black-nata:

the fall of a queen

(via hiddlespeare)

chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

katyswartz:

fangirl challenge / get to know me meme:
 favourite tv shows [4/?] -> pretty little liars

You think the truth is some big shiny disco ball of purity? Then go ahead and try it. Be honest, see where it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I am. Take it from me, you’re always better off with a really good lie.

(via rosewoodsecret)

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

(via moistbottom)

northwangerabbey:

sn0w72897:

calamity-cain:

geekishchic:

This is how you know they’re actually brothers.

this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding

I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.

~*~sexual metaphors~*~

(Source: mishasteaparty, via loveholic198)

Idea for a two-volume book series:

  • Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
  • Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

(via pizza)

earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

image

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)